Squirrel heads drink fish wine.

Hi spastic kids.
Today i saw a man with a squirrel's head. He literally looked like he had the head of a squirrel. Literally.
I bet he pretends that he enjoys going down on women because he can't get an erection. No men actually enjoy scoffing the badly packed kebab, but I know from conversation that some pretend to. These men are almost undoubtably impotant
I believe it's easy to spot a man who is impotant. They have rodent like features because the pain and shame of their existence has withered their cheeks, and the fact that they have to muff dive whenever they meet a girl has given them a frenetic, glancing disposition like a rodent hiding nuts.
Men who are impotant should take their own lives as there is nothing for them to continue living for.

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IMPOTENT
At least I know the difference between capitals and lower case.
Well, it's a spelling vs grammar face-off then...
God, the exciting lives we lead.
Wait 'til I tell my mates down the Candy Bar, I'm gonna be so fucken popular, even with my brutal nose.
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